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Ah Beng  – NEW STUFF
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & sa id ,
“My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610?

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People cons id er me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody sa id ,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How the thief d id not take TV?”
Ah Beng : “I was watching TV news…”

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Ah Beng  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for compliment.”

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How do you recognize Ah Beng  in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once  Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he d id so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says “Hello, how d id you know I was here?”

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng  – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”

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Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

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A man asked Ah Beng  why  Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning  Ah Beng replied  Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

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