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Ah Beng  – NEW STUFF

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & sa id ,
“My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610?

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People cons id er me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody sa id ,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How the thief d id not take TV?”
Ah Beng : “I was watching TV news…”

Ah Beng  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for compliment.”

How do you recognize Ah Beng  in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Once  Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he d id so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Ah Beng  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says “Hello, how d id you know I was here?”

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng  – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”

Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

A man asked Ah Beng  why  Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning  Ah Beng replied  Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

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