Simple Arithmetic

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Simple Arithmetic

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE  ARITHMETIC

Smart boss +  smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb  boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING  MATH

A man will pay $20  for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she  doesn’t need.

GENERAL  EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries  about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the  future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more  money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find  such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with  a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy  with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live  longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY  TO CHANGE

A woman marries a  man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman  expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION  TECHNIQUE

A woman has the  last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the  beginning of a new argument.

HOW  TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used  to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling  me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them  at funerals.

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